Burger prayer

The following was thought up by me and my sister at midnight after a particularly good burger from a burger van in the centre of Ipswich.

Apologies to all those of a religious tendency, but it’s only a bit of fun!

Burger prayer

Our burger, who art on the grill, hallowed be thy onions,

In thy floured bun, thy burger will be done, with mustard and with relish,

Give us this day our daily bap, and persecute those who forget our HP, as we persecute those who don’t melt our cheese:

Lead us ever into temptation, but deliver us from fast food,

For thine is the meat, the cheese and the sauces,

Forever and ever, burger-van!

Based on the Lord’s prayer, found in any Christian and some other religious text books.

Some text, and all burger based ideas © Martin Wilsher and Sarah Wilsher 2003

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